Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 21, 2014
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September 22, 2014
Transcript:
Rat: Whoa... Pig left a load of cash just sitting on this table. I could sure use it. What should I do? Demon: Take it, Rat! Take it! Pig won't know. Rat: Oh my goodness. You're the demon on my shoulder. Why do you have to be so hot? So alluring? So impossible to resist? Demon: Do it, Rat, Do it! Rat: No... No... Surely, there's an angel on my other shoulder... One who encourages me to do the RIGHT thing! And is equally hot! Equally alluring! Angel: Uh... Do the right thing. Rat: You do a miserable job. Angel: Whoa. She's hot. Demon: Get back, fatty.
“I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints; the sinners are much more fun.” (Billy Joel, “Only the Good Die Young”)