Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 03, 2014
October 02, 2014
October 04, 2014
Transcript:
Pig: Look, Rat... I fixed our filing cabinet... Before. It only let you open one drawer at a time. Now you can open both. I think I prefer the old way.
There are actually cases of “death by Coke machine” where someone tips the machine to shake loose a recalcitrant can, and the top-heavy thing falls over and crushes them. Hence the warning labels.