Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 12, 2014

Transcript:

Pig: Hey, Bob and Betty Bluebird. How goes it? Bob: Good, were forming a group dedicated to a non-violence. Here, have one of our hats. Pig: Well, thank you. How come you're forming a group? Betty: Because we're tired of all the violence in the world. All the wars. All the killing. It pains us greatly and it needs to stop. Pig: That's great. Bob: YEs, but there's lots to do. Today, we have to get our posters made and then go and get them shipped. Pig: You know. If you go to the shipping place downtown. They can do both those things. Then you can kill two birds with one stone. It was sad when they took the hat back.