Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 22, 2014
October 21, 2014
October 23, 2014
Transcript:
Stephan's wife has kicked him out. He now lives on the porch. Pastis: Honey, what's all this junk out here? Pastis' Wife: It's for the salvation army. I'm hoping they'll take it all. Pastis: Well, I don't appreciate being surrounded by junk you're giving away. What if they accidentally take me? Pastis: You wouldn't. Pastis' wife: Stop pouting. It lowers your value.
what if……………….it snows and pastis gets lost in the snowit rains and pastis hasn’t showered in a weekit’s autumn and all the leaves fall down on pastisa passing motorists reports pastis to the policethe crocs move in next doorguard duck mistakes pastis for an intruderso many what ifs and not enough panels !!!!and we haven’t even begun to explore the possibilities of trick or treaters dropping by in a couple days