Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 01, 2014
October 31, 2014
November 02, 2014
Transcript:
Goat; If I was ever down and out and needed cash. Would you be there for me? Rat: Is 'there' a faraway place where I can dodge your calls? Goat: Never mind. Rat: If so. I'd be way. Way there.
It’s very hard for anyone to write dialogue for a character more pedantic than himself.
So I’ll have some sympathy for Stephan when Goat sees this strip in print, and bops him upside the head with the baseball bat for making him say “If I was down and out.”
OTOH…. Ouch.Goat, I also feel your pain.