Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 04, 2014
Transcript:
Rat: Are you one of those people whose second toe is longer than your big toe? Pastis: Yeah. Why? Rat: Because those people are doomed to a life of loneliness. Pastis: He's wrong, isn't he, Staci? Staci: yes. You're doomed to be lonely because of your personality.
http://thehoopla.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/toes.jpg, most people have type 2, and the only ones with longer number 2 are Greek and Celtic, but I don’t think is as simple as 1 to 5, as my toes are basically a combination of Greek and Roman, number 2 and 3 are almost the same(2 is just a tiny slightly longer) and big toe is just a tad shorter