Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 13, 2015
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Transcript:
Goat: Hey, Rat, this is my friend, Thomas. Rat: Wow, you're tall. How- Thomas: -tall am I? Six foot six. And no, I did not play basketball. So if you're done asking me the two questions I get to hear twenty times a day, I"m now gonna knee you in the head. Rat: Tall people have short tempers.
I’m guessing Thomas’s favorite song is “Short People” by Randy Newman.