Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 19, 2015
Transcript:
Conference of the self-righteous. Rat: Okay, everyone, time for new business... A chance for each of you to say whatever you'd like. Yes, Jef the Cyclist? Jef: Yes, I'd like to give a brief talk titled 'why I'm better than you.' Victor: What the...? That's the title of my speech. Freddy: Your speech? That's the title of my speech, you @#$(@#$@#*$@#$ wheat killer. Ernest: Did even one of you drive here in an electric vehicle?? Rat: Never give a forum to the self-righteous. Ernest: Have a carbon footprint in the face @#@#!
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
Oh, great. Jef the cyclist Victor the vegan has a rival who also has a rival! What’s next: Amos the Amish?
Bilan over 9 years ago
Is Goat there so that there would be at least one person listening?
Sherlock Watson over 9 years ago
Now there’s a cage fight I would gladly buy a ticket to see.
WoodEye over 9 years ago
And why do the bicyclists think it’s OK to run stop signs and red lights?
lmonteros over 9 years ago
So funny! SoCal is full of folks like that…Me, I guess I’m more like Rat.
Artistinfo over 9 years ago
Self-righteousness will eat itself.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
Conference organizers were asking for trouble.
phylum over 9 years ago
hah….I use a battery operated lawnmower…..
sbischof over 9 years ago
Gotta love the self-righteousnous that misses the fact that… actually…
Actually I’m going to shut up. The electric vehicle, in some parts of California, is more carbon neutral on a short→medium term basis than walking or cycling. (Some parts are pretty much 100% solar these days.)
The amount of energy that goes into even vegan food is so much more, that feeding your body to power it to do the walking is less efficient.
The short term v. long term depends on health. If you eat little enough and don’t get fat, then you really have saved the food energy. But if you don’t get enough exercise, you do risk tying up lots of very non-carbon neutral medicine. (And we could bring out food back down if we were smart enough about it.)
So I’m still in favour of “electric car guy being shortsighted” but its not as cut and dried as we wish it were.
juicebruce over 9 years ago
Hum, Mr Pastis must read the comments section on “Go Comics” because this conference is just like reading the comments at times. This one says this and that one says that. This one is right and that one is wrong………….a mirror perhaps…..of ourselves.
knight1192a over 9 years ago
Jeff tops Ernest as not only is his vehicle of choice green, it’s also exercise. Victor is a looser hypocritic pure and simple.
up2trixx over 9 years ago
Pastis forgot “Gloria the Gluten Free” and “Larry the Localvore”
puddlesplatt over 9 years ago
but religon wars are even worse…Gods against Gods!?
Dacker Premium Member over 9 years ago
@WoodEye
Cyclist here. It depends on what you mean by "running lights and stop signs. If you mean full-on ignoring they even exist, those guys are jerks who give all cyclists a bad name.
If you mean cyclists who slow way down but don’t quite stop or put a foot down, it’s is because most of us have our shoes clipped to our pedals. “Clipping-out” is easy but “clipping-in” is a bit of a PITA, especially when you have cars impatiently waiting for you to get out of their way. Maintaining even a half MPH of speed helps everyone get moving smoothly and quickly.
Now pardon me while I carb load and then get into my Spandex; I’ve got a 55 mile ride at 9am. ;-)
jbmlaw01 over 9 years ago
Never had the misfortune of running into a self-righteous sort.
prrdh over 9 years ago
As for myself, I wouldn’t predict anything…which is precisely the problem. A wolf is a wild animal and will always be wild, regardless of how long it’s been held captive by humans.
PainterArt Premium Member over 9 years ago
Ah, Stephan self reflective cartoon of the self righteous cartoonist.
A_NY_Outlaw over 9 years ago
I thought WrestleMania was already a few weeks ago…..
patsysutcliffe Premium Member over 9 years ago
I love how a strip like this makes me feel self-righteous about being none of the featured characters!
whiteheron over 9 years ago
Those people who think that they are the only ones that are right, really P.O. those of us who really are always right.
dbbacon over 9 years ago
He un-died.
abbybookcase over 9 years ago
alas, there are so few of us perfect people left (grin)ttfn
nosirrom over 9 years ago
I love all these comments about how everyone thinks they are better than me.You’re delusional, and here’s my digital footprint in your face.;-)
mgtenny over 9 years ago
Looks like the upcoming elections.
Number Three over 9 years ago
This is obviously the most stupidest thing Rat has ever done.
Oh but it’s hilarious too!
xxx
MrsSnape over 9 years ago
Talk about self-righteous – my guess is that the convention would be chock FULL of religious people!!!!!
sarah413 Premium Member over 9 years ago
If these sanctimonious people were canines, would they eat ken-l-ration?
hawgowar over 9 years ago
Apparently there are things even a bear can’t digest.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
I am so glad never to have attended the Conference of the Self-Righteous that I’m feeling self-righteous about it….
Strod over 9 years ago
And of course there’s also cases like Bart the Bear, an Alaskan Kodiak bear who was also a Hollywood actor… …and Brutus the bear, a Grizzly, although to be fair Brutus was born in captivity (not sure about Bart).
claire de la lune. over 9 years ago
I’m surprised Pastis got away with that use of profanity in the fifth panel (not counting the sign).
singkong2012 over 9 years ago
Have a carbon footprint to the face best line ever
sarah413 Premium Member over 9 years ago
This of you who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do.
Sheila Hardie over 9 years ago
Why are there no religious people at this conference? They’re the most entertaining.
claire de la lune. over 9 years ago
Hey, with the electric vehicle fanatic, the cycle leads back to Jef the Cyclist.“Did any of you bike here?!”It’s the never-ending cycle of self-righteousness!
Zankchi11 over 9 years ago
I like the alliterative names. Jef the cyclist should have one, though.
AidanHolmes about 7 years ago
How about Sammy the SJW?
Caedmon The Great almost 4 years ago
Jef grew his flesh back! Surprising…
I AM NACHO almost 4 years ago
Wouldn’t Jef and Ernest get along? Nether of them use electricity.
*real* Guard Duck about 3 years ago
It looks like victor the vegan is fat.
*real* Guard Duck about 3 years ago
(Not that vegans are fat)
trynet over 2 years ago
I would actually pay money to watch the groups in this strip try to kick the ever-loving snot out of each other. Not to mention those belonging to more than one group (vegan cyclists, for instance) kicking themselves in their own heads.
Ach, the Nac Mac Feegle Syndrome….
alantain over 1 year ago
Why does a cyclist need an electric car?