Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 22, 2015
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Transcript:
Goat: Hey, Pig... I'm taking a poll. Do you believe in creationism or evolution? Pig: Neither. Goat: Why neither? Pig: Because in the time I've been alive, I've become certain of only one thing. Goat: What's that? Pig: That I like donuts. Goat: One vote for donuts. Pig: Who doesn't vote for donuts?
To answer Goat’s poll myself: creationism, but evolution is a theory. (Personal opinion, not Mormonism’s true say… not that I’m aware of.)