Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 09, 2015

The Last Time I Want to See Paris Goat — Coming soon to a theater near you.

i’ve always wanted to inspire art. i don’t think this would fulfill my wish, however

Already been done as a skit on SNL years ago : “The Thing That Wouldn’t Leave”, with John Belushi.

Goat’s probably been there all of three minutes. But then half a second is too long for Rat.

“You’ve inspired Art.” In fact, Art is on his way over right now.

hi dad…how ya doin… just graduated collage..hi mom…heres my clothes..

Goat knows. I bet the script says that the unwelcome guest does not survive….

Who is Art?

Goat just give Rat a six pack of BEER ! That will keep Rat’s mouth busy !

Bats too. I guess we’re on a “save the mosquito” kick now.

My dad had a sure-fire method of getting rid of guests. When he thought they’d overstayed their welcome, he would bring them their coats and hats (that was back when the men all wore hats) and say, “I’m sorry you have to go.”

Rat’s doing a remake of “The Odd Couple”?

That would be a GREAT horror movie!

yeah goat!!!! rat wants to lay around in his boxers and watch sports and he’s too shy to do that in front of you.

Sounds like something I would watch! It’s mostly my cousin who comes round though and I always enjoy his visits, no matter how long he stays for.

xxx

Is this a replay of “The Goat Who Came To Dinner”?

actually, they are quite vocal about how we shouldn’t use turbines, for that very reason. At least they are here in CA. Also, we can’t use hydro-electric because you have to build a dam. And say no to solar, because of the carbon footprint making the panels leaves.