Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 13, 2015
May 12, 2015
May 14, 2015
Transcript:
Rat: I have a business idea and I don't want you to squelch it with all your moralizing snootiness. Goat: What is it? Rat: I'd like to build temporary bars in parking lots and use them to sell cheap booze. Goat: That's not so bad. But where are you gonna find the free space? Rat: Disabled parking spots. Pig: Why do we get so many letters, Steph? Pastis: Ask him! Rat: Oh, sure, blame the entrepreneur.
There was an article back in the ‘90s that New Hampshire had the highest percentage of “handicapped” drivers of any state in the US. According to the article, most such drivers didn’t have any actual disability that would qualify them as actually being handicap, but they went to their doctor and convinced them they had a reason to need a handicapped plate or placard.