Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 19, 2015
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May 20, 2015
Transcript:
Rat: Do you think the government wastes money? Goat: I think the Government does many good things. Pig: Guys! Guys! I just got the U.S. Government's 2014 guide to roasting marshmallows! Rat: Like saving us from marshmallows? Pig: Hey, did you know fire can hurt you?
Um… why is the government-issued, marshmallow-roasting guide a year late?