Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 25, 2015
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Transcript:
Pig: Hey Sam! Hey Ella! How's your auto parts business doing? Sam: Not good. We developed a brake called the 'out-brake.' 'Cause it can out-brake any other on the market, but no one comes into our store to buy it. Pig: What's the name of the store where you two sell it? Sam: 'The Sam and Ella Out-Brake Store.' Our cafe's doing particularly bad.
People here will buy cigarettes called Black Death with a skull and crossbones on them so I bet a place with a name like Sam and Ella’s would do a booming business.