Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 03, 2015
June 02, 2015
June 04, 2015
Transcript:
Doctor: So Larry, you'll be in here for the delivery to assist your wife? Larry the Croc: No. Me be in hall playing 'Fruit Ninja.' Doctor: But, sir, this is your beautiful child here. Surely you wan tot see that. Larry the Croc: Hey... Me might like hot dogs, but dat no mean me want see how dry made. Doctor: You married this man? Larry the Croc: Haha... Yeah. Woomun make poor choices.
I’m surprised no one has pointed out they lay eggs and don’t have live birth….