Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 13, 2015
Transcript:
Goat: I saw that rude guy cut you off in the parking lot, you remained so peaceful. Rat: Yes, it's my new approach to other drivers. I calm myself through concentration. Goat: Concentration on what? Rat: The knowledge that one day the rude man will day. Goat: That's not that peaceful. Rat: It will be when he's gone!
Pastis should come to Texas sometime, home of the most sociopathic and idiotic drivers in the US.