Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 01, 2015
June 30, 2015
July 02, 2015
Transcript:
Rat: Save me, Pig... I'm a chicken breast, and if the fast food chains get ahold of me, they'll chop me into little nuggets. Pig: And you don't like that? Rat: No... I don't even know what a nugget is. Pig: Then I"ll try to get the fast food chains to stop. Do you want me to keep you informed of my efforts? Rat: Yes. I'd appreciate your keeping me abreast of keeping me a breast. Rat: This strip should die a slow, painful death.
The Mysteries of Life.1. Why are people born?2. Why do they die?3. What the heck is a Chicken McNugget?.The world will never know…