Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 02, 2015
Transcript:
Mother: Honey, it's a boy. Father: One sec. Mother: His first steps! Father: What's that now? Mother: He's riding! He's riding! Father: Text... Almost... Sent... Mother: I'm so proud! Father: Uh-huh. Mother: Fred! Our son got the job! Father: Good. Good. Priest: Fred was a good man. Fred was a- Goat: Well, this is uplifting. Rat: I call it 'Never Look Up: The Story of Our age.' Pig: What's that now?
The boy grew up and graduated in the time that texting has been around?