Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 06, 2015
September 05, 2015
September 07, 2015
Transcript:
Rat: I don't like this show. Gimme the remote. Pastis: I lost it. Rat: Holy@#*@. What do we do? Pastis: You get up and change the channel. Rat: How? Pastis: You push the button on the T.V. Rat: You mean every time you want to change the channel, you have to get up and walk all the way over to the T.V.? Pastis: Yeah. That's how he always did it when I was a kid. Pastis: And yet somehow I survived. Rat: Lord have mercy. What a tragic upbringing.
STOP your whining!I had to change the channels with a pair of pliers.