Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 24, 2015
Transcript:
Timmy: Listen, Goat. I've taken to heart what you said about leading a more exciting life. Goat: Good for you, Timmy the Tortoise. Have you decided to finally come out of your shell and see the world? Meet new people? Have some adventures? Satellite T.V. is not- Timmy: Pipe down. Sportscenters is on.
If a turtle loses his shell is he naked or homeless?