Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 29, 2015
September 28, 2015
September 30, 2015
Transcript:
Life Goals Questionnaire.
On a scale of zero to 100, how important is money to you?
100
On a scale of zero to 100, how hard are you willing to work for that goal?
Zero.
Rat: I think I've found the source of my problems.
BE THIS GUY about 9 years ago
Finally, the truth smacks Rat right in the face.
Sherlock Watson about 9 years ago
Rat’s goals are quite simple::1. Money for nothing.2. Chicks for free.
timgilley about 9 years ago
Obama voters—47%
Sisyphos about 9 years ago
It’s about time, Rat! (But don’t let that stop your reckless lifestyle.)
blunebottle about 9 years ago
So this is why I seem to have had money problems all my life………life is so unfair!
Bilan about 9 years ago
On a scale of zero to 100, how lazy are you?200.
phylum about 9 years ago
run for congress….
eddie6192 about 9 years ago
Somehow, Rat’s numbers balance the scale.
cdward about 9 years ago
His big problem is he wasn’t born in the right family.
juicebruce about 9 years ago
Sounds like the old Steve Martin routine where first you have to get a million dollars……………
mammamoonbeam about 9 years ago
Recognizing the problem is the first step toward solving it. There’s hope for Rat yet!
dadoctah about 9 years ago
Yes, Rat, you have found the source of your problems. You’re too honest.
whiteheron about 9 years ago
I have a neighbor that thinks that everything he has is worth big bucks, what anybody else has is worth bupkis, even if the items are identical.
vwdualnomand about 9 years ago
is that why people like having slave labor?
nopainogain about 9 years ago
Looks like he has a future in politics! (once again, my ideas save a struggling cartoonist)
abbybookcase about 9 years ago
rat having an epiphany. this will not last
KEA about 9 years ago
On a scale of 0 to 100…how much you want people to pay you for stuff – 100how much you want to pay others for stuff – 0…the typical American.
Number Three about 9 years ago
For me -Money: 10Goal: 90xxx
Bitzies about 9 years ago
Pastis must have a camera on me. Damn him!