Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 05, 2015
October 04, 2015
October 06, 2015
Transcript:
Pig: The neighborhood association wants to cut down this tree. Rat: So what? It's a stupid tree. Pig: I think it's a special tree. Rat: Oh, please. Why is it any more special than any other tree? Pig: because when I shake it, money falls out. Rat: I'm a tree-hugging hippie.
Scene one of a caper movie. Rat and pig take home piles of cash, hidden there by drug dealers who spotted a police car approaching. They come back to reclaim their hidden proceeds… and manage to follow a trail of dropped bills to the house. Their suppliers, suspicious that the cash delivery is late, go looking for them. The cops, meanwhile have figured out what has been going on and join the chase. A chases B chases C chases D. Madcap violence ensues.