Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 19, 2015
Transcript:
Pig: I'm learning how to turn wood into paper. Goat: Who's teaching you? Pig: A priest. He teaches me right from the pulpit. And he uses visual aids like puppets to make it easier to understand. Rat: What are you two talking about? Goat: Pig's a pulpit puppet pulping pupil. Rat: I shall beat you to a pulp.
Bad pun.