Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 08, 2015

Transcript:

Pig: What are you doing, Rat? It's two o'clock in the morning. Rat: I know. The whole country is asleep. Pig: So? Rat: So I'm gonna call Bombast Cable. Pig: Why? Rat: Because every time I normally call. A recording tells me they are experiencing an 'unusually high call volume'. But not now! Not now, baby! Not at two o'clock in the @&#@*@% morning! *boop beep boop beep boop beep* Recording (on the phone): Hello. We apologize for placing you on hold, but due to an unusually high call volume... *AAAAAUGGGGGHHHHH* Pig: I think I'll go back to bed. Rat: Why do you mock me, Bombast? Can't we just be friends? Please?