Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 30, 2015
November 29, 2015
December 01, 2015
Transcript:
Goat: What are you selling, Pig? Pig: Turtles with broken legs. I'm hoping they can find a caring home where they can regain their health. Goat; How much do they run? Pig: They don't. They're turtles with broken legs. I hate stupid questions.
I have to go with Pig here. Who says “how much does it run,” unless it’s a desperate attempt at a joke?