Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 10, 2016
January 09, 2016
January 11, 2016
Transcript:
Rat: Pig went on a date with that new girl last night. Goat: Was it the one he was trying to impress? Rat: Yeah. He wanted to show her how sophisticated he was, so he bragged about all his travels. Goat; Did that impress her? Rat: No, because she asked him if he travelled outside the continent and he didn't know if he lived in North America or not. Goat: So what'd she say? Rat: She explained how you know whether you live out of the continent or in it. Goat: And what'd he say? Pig: I'min continent!! Goat: She ust have beens o impressed. Rat: She did buy him diapers.
“So, how’d your date go, Pig?”
“Depends.”