Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 21, 2016
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Transcript:
Goat: What are you doing, Pig? Pig: Throwing away our watermelons. They weigh too much. Goat: I've concluded that the reason I weigh so much is that I eat food that weighs a lot. So from now on. I'm only gonna eat food that is light. Chips, donuts, and cotton candy. Pig: I'll be rail thin in no time.
Surprised my sister never tried this. But then her sense of dieting is just as questionable. Can’t really get three times as much as everyone else and claim you’re trying to loose weight then blame everyone else for it not happening. Or better still, take a cereal bowl and round it over with ice cream then eat it with a baby spoon and claim that means you’re eating less.