Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 01, 2016
January 31, 2016
February 02, 2016
Transcript:
Larry: Whuh for dinner, woomun? Mom Croc: Well, Larry, since you're unable to catch a zebra, we're having tofu. Larry: Tofu?! Dat huge insult to Larry manhood. Mom Croc; Eat your tofu, Larry. It's not like anyone is gonna see you. Larry: Me turn in man card right now. Croc 1: Hang on. Me take photo for eenstagram.
Meat stays rotting in your digestive tract up to 78 hours, yum!