Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 08, 2016

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Mr. Brown: Can I help you? Rat: Yeah. You're Mister Brown. You taught me algebra in high school. Mr. Brown: So? Rat: So I have some algebra for you. In the 7,649 days that have passed since high school, I have not used algebra one !#$@#% time. Goat: That wasn't really algebra. Rat: It was still cathartic.