Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 21, 2016
February 20, 2016
February 22, 2016
Transcript:
Voice on Phone: Tech support. How can I help you? Rat: Yeah, I've loaded your software onto my and now the computer isn't working at all. Voice on Phone: I'm sorry to hear that. Let's see what I can do. Rat: Fine. Voice on Phone: Okay, to begin, I'd like you to check if it's plugged in. Rat: Plugged in? Is it plugged in? Voice on Phone: Yes, sir. Rat: I've waited forty minutes on hold so that some tech guy could ask me that? Voice on Phone: Yes, sir. It's a checklist I have to go through. Rat: Yeah, well here's my checklist.... Item 1: Stop buying software from companies that treat me like a @#$%@# moron! Item 2: Stop wasting forty minutes on hold to speak to someone as useless as you! Sorry, sir, it's just our procedure that I-
Well that’s unusual.