Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 05, 2016
March 04, 2016
March 06, 2016
Transcript:
Pig: Oh, wise ass on the hill, you once said the key to loving your fellow man is to live high on a hill where you don't have to see any of them. Wise Ass: Yes, my son. Pig: Is that still true? Wise Ass: Yes, my son. You're ruining everything.
Pig is truly wise in the last panel. He is sitting on his ass and keeping his mouth shut.