Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 22, 2016

Old Delhi, now there is a town if you’re into sheer chaos.

somebody whack Mr. Pastis

Buncha bologna, if you ask me, and you didn’t.

Anyone else for a Pig on Wry?

they can’t all be gems, can they

Goat…Taking the freight train?

I wonder… Will this start a storyline of Goat in New Delhi, or was it for the purpose of the gag and will not be mentioned tomorrow?

Don’t let your flight have a layover in Mexico, Goat, as cabrito is a popular delicacy.

May the Schwartz be with you.

Wurst pun yet.

Does anyone remember “Book two to Bogota”?

You’re slipping Cartoon Boy, I guessed that one in the first panel.

speaking of ‘off’ – why don’t you dilly dally in new dehli with goat, pig and you could be ham on rye or at the very least a BLT.

Airplane

Gotta love Pig!

xxx

There is a guy in Delhi who is VERY careful how he cuts his cold meats.

He’s known as the Delicate New Delhi Delicatessen

That was a pun jab.

Either way, you are going to get food poisoning.

Poor Mr. Schwartz. He doesn’t deserve to be embedded in one of Cartoon-Boy’s straining-for-humor strips.We’re so sorry, Mr. Schwartz!

for all you folks admonishing the cartoonist because you guessed the pun in the first panel —I’d just like to tell the cartoonist that I for one didn’t get it until the fourth panel.