Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 24, 2016
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Transcript:
Pig: I want to start a baseball league for at-risk youth but I don't know what it requires. Rat: That takes helmet, bats, gloves. Pig: I don't have all that. What if I just start dodgeball league so they can take out their anger in a safe, constructive way that hopefully doesn't lead to more violence? Rat: That just takes balls. Censor: Oh, aren't you cute. Rat: What? Dodgeball requires balls. Pig: Big ones, in fact.
Today’s background music: “Big Balls” by AC/DC.