Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 30, 2016
March 29, 2016
March 31, 2016
Transcript:
Goat: How goes your campaign for president? Rat: Good. I have a new campaign: 'Get up and go.' Goat: As in. If you win, we should all work together energetically to energetically to get stuff done? Rat: As in, if I lose, we should all get up and go to Canada. Goat; If you win, I will go to Canada. Rat: My drones will track down.
“My first act as President will be to start a war with our closest ally and neighbor.”