Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 09, 2016
May 08, 2016
May 10, 2016
Transcript:
Goat: Who's your friend, Rat? Rat: He's an angry bird on drugs. He's angry 'cause some bigger birds ate his friends. Goat: Why is he on drugs? Rat: To get the courage to counterattack. He wants my help in knocking off a couple of them. Goat: So you're gonna kill two birds with one stoned? Zebra: This is a pun intervention.
Definitely not funny. Stephan Pastis should get Alfred Hitchcocked here.