Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 26, 2016

Seems like Pig didn’t go to any college.

Today’s strip is the best.

Why?

NO RAT!

And I hear that a lot of them matriculate. In public.

Pig learned all he needs to know on a package of bacon.

I think Pig got it right!

I think it is where Pablo Escobar kept his pet hippos.

Goat apparently did a lot of spin classes since yesterday.

That dumb Pig has a very under-developed medulla oblongata.

The pons is where the hippos swim on their campus.

Frontal lobes are those things that women have that my wife tells me to stop staring at.

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OK, Pastis, confess: You sit up nights with a dictionary, don’t you?

If they have talking pigs and goats, they must have hippopotami who need education.

Pig flunked home-schooling.

I think I heard this gag in an early Marx Brothers movie.

In Hippo medical school, they have to take the Hippocratic Oath.

Paging Dr.Kandel…

Don’t forget the Pituitary Gland, Goat. Wonder how dumb Pig would react to that?Goat must have had Liposuction regarding yesterday’s strip.xxx

Pig ain’t got no smarts.But I think I have seen some hippos on campuses….

That’s that’s part of the brain that tells hippos they are hungry…hungry, hungry hippos.

Hippocampus is also a seahorse — never saw the connection myself…

Makes me think of the “Simpsons” “alcoholic hippo” clip …

pig is a kindergarten drop-out

Hippocampus….just another word for “fat camp”.

Pharmaceuticals are what are worn on in the cornfields; a raconteur is a traveling torture chamber; a gay priest is a celebrate; an articulate nun is enunciate, and a synagogue is a sin taken by surprise.

A hippocampus is a sea horse