Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 27, 2016
May 26, 2016
May 28, 2016
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Jef the Cyclist. I hear the city is putting bike lanes on every street. Isn't that great? Jef: Not great enough. Pig: What else do you want? Jef: For people to clear a six-foot-wide path when any of us cyclists is walking around. So that we don't get your ordinariness on us. Pig: I feel like I'm sitting too close. Jef: You are. Clear the Jef path.
I think that the other 90% of bicyclists (and while we’re at it vegans) are getting a bad name lately. Yes there are plenty of both that are pretentious jerks, but we characterize the group by a few bad apples.