Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 16, 2016
June 15, 2016
June 17, 2016
Transcript:
Rat: Your party last night was a bit loud, neighbor Bob.
Bob: I had friends over. What are you gonna do about it?
Rat: This is a no-fly zone, Bob.
Bob: Tell it to the drone rat.
Actually, it looks to me like the best of all worlds.The drones will all shoot each other out of the sky, and we’ll be back to bashing each other with rocks.Or blowing each other up with fertilizer-fuel oil bombs.
In a world where every citizen controls his own Hellfire-armed drone, can a Neighbor Bob survive? What about a despicable amoral Rat?Stay tuned for the Big Friday Finish!
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
And the escalation begins.
Sherlock Watson over 8 years ago
Ever read Dr. Seuss’ The Butter Battle Book?
cdgar over 8 years ago
Re-run of The Cold War?
Bilan over 8 years ago
As Ghandi said, A drone for a drone only ends up making the whole world a no-fly zone.At least he would’ve said it.
Emmett Wayne over 8 years ago
This is actually funny stuff. Better than the usual, “Die Stephan” comics.
alviebird over 8 years ago
This is M.A.D.
juicebruce over 8 years ago
Me thinks there will be a lot more drones heading Rat’s way !
Chad Cheetah over 8 years ago
Where is Rat controlling the drone? He doesn’t have any pockets like Neighbor Bob where he could put a remote in.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
Though I am for gun control and all that, I get a kick out them being shot out of the sky when they are snooping.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 8 years ago
well played, Neighbor Bob, well played
Queen of America over 8 years ago
So, has Rat met his match?
whiteaj over 8 years ago
How is bombing by drones any worse than bombing by B-52s? Same result with less collateral damage.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago
When in a no-fly zone, have a picnic.
ChessPirate over 8 years ago
Citizens have the ability to own drones right now…
zeexenon over 8 years ago
Next it will be their precious bodily fluids.
angelfiredragon over 8 years ago
Drones or not, guns or not…if Rat wanted to take out his neighbor he could do it with a kitchen knife.
Alan Steenhouwer over 8 years ago
Now I want to see the whole town destroyed by their own hellfire missiles.
CYGNUS X1 over 8 years ago
Zebra is in a world of hurt if Larry gets a hold of one of these.
Number Three over 8 years ago
“Die Rat”
About time!
xxx
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 8 years ago
Looks like the tables have turned on Rat.
Phatts over 8 years ago
Actually, it looks to me like the best of all worlds.The drones will all shoot each other out of the sky, and we’ll be back to bashing each other with rocks.Or blowing each other up with fertilizer-fuel oil bombs.
Tain'tPelagius over 8 years ago
How Gulliver.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
In a world where every citizen controls his own Hellfire-armed drone, can a Neighbor Bob survive? What about a despicable amoral Rat?Stay tuned for the Big Friday Finish!
DragonNerd over 3 years ago
Well at this rate Guard duck will have a nuclear armada that rivals those of countries nowadays.