Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 23, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  over 8 years ago

    The key to successful megalomania: surround yourself with stupid people.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 8 years ago

    He says it’s a Nobel Prize, but it’s actually a chocolate coin.

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    bigcatbusiness  over 8 years ago

    If Rat was at my school, he would feel better than Einstein. Of course, too much smarts can have you beaten up.

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    Wilde Bill  over 8 years ago

    I must be a megalomaniac, then. Who knew?

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    dadoctah  over 8 years ago

    Ironically, what Rat is doing here actually is brilliant!

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    nosirrom  over 8 years ago

    Sorry Pig, he won’t be getting a Nobel prize until he proves 7 × 13 = 28

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    danfromfreddybeach  over 8 years ago

    makes me think of Better Than I Am by Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie. Check it out on YouTube, comedic genius.

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    Tain'tPelagius  over 8 years ago

    The rest of them will be humbly asking Trixie to take their place in the tether match like Jesus did that time.

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    juicebruce  over 8 years ago

    Well Pig at least you make good Bar-B-Que…………….

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    Daniel J.  over 8 years ago

    Rat’s been taking lessons from Trump.

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    Chad Cheetah  over 8 years ago

    “Albert Einstein, in his theory of special relativity, determined that the laws of physics are the same for all non-accelerating observers, and he showed that the speed of light within a vacuum is the same no matter the speed at which an observer travels.”- Space.com, Feb. 11, 2016

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    at least, Rat, considers Pig a friend

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    KEA  over 8 years ago

    “So, Baldrick, let’s try this again. It’s called adding. If I have two beans and then I add two more beans, what do I have?”“Some beans.”…

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    angelfiredragon  over 8 years ago

    I had a math teacher in junior high that would say 2*X=4 and X is not 2, figure out the problem. After that I transferred to general math and gave up on algebra.

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    dutchs  over 8 years ago

    I have the Spanish next to the English version. Translates pretty literally, but the sound effects are interesting. “Ta-daaaa” is “taraan,” and “wow” is “guau.” Lots of languages can’t easily begin words with certain vowels but need a sort of “starting block” (the g sound) to push off from.

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    Number Three  over 8 years ago

    When I was little me and my Mum used to go through my times tables every morning on the way to school.

    I think I’ll always have trouble with dividing though. Oh and Algebra.

    xxx

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    Sisyphos  over 8 years ago

    Goat is a know-it-all busybody (like many politicians). He should leave Rat to his lessons for poor, ignorant Pig, who is clearly benefitting from Rat’s “brilliance,” Nobel Prize or no!

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    FREEDOM!  about 6 years ago

    Basic math is 10 + 9 = 21.

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    DragonNerd  over 3 years ago

    I didn’t think he could do that kinda math himself!

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