Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 03, 2016

Transcript:

Goat: What are you doing? Rat: Playing with my train set. Goat: I think the guy on the train platform fell over. Rat: Yeah. He tripped on a small crack. Uh-oh...here comes Larry lawyer. He's gonna sue the train company, the station owner, and the city. Larry wins! The train company goes out of business! The station shuts down! The city goes bankrupt! All the people lose their jobs! Larry went to law school to make the world a better place. Goat: How'd that work out? Rat: Great. He got all the money.