Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 12, 2016

I guess it will be just potatoes au gratin, unless cheese is also on that list.

Why didnt Zeeba do this a long time ago.

Chickens are tasty. Am I in trouble?

Larry’s wife really needs to have a talk with Zebra.

No point in setting it free if it is already dead. One thing is for certain; once his wife knocks some sense into him, guess who’s going to be deener?

Suddenly all I can think of is Robin Williams as Mork tossing an egg upwards and saying, “Fly away; be free!” before it falls and splats. The yolk was on Mork; Mindy wasn’t home.

Larry go get a beer………………….

Larry joins PETA?

Oh how I miss the crocs. Best Pearls this year, in my opinion.

LMAO!

Do you really need to ask, Larry’s wife?

Take-out pizza is not endangered.

MOAR CROCS!!!

Now the chickens owe a debt to Zebra.

Zebra did a thorough job of it. Potatoes are on the list.

If I ever asked, “Whuh for deener, woomun?” The answer would be, “Depends on where you’re taking us.”

CROCS!!!

If Zebra put every kind of food on that list, Larry would die of starvation.

Ever see the video for Peter Gabriel’s “Sledgehammer”? Those chickens can really dance.

Mmmm. Chicken!

xxx

OF COURSE he fell for it! Girl, you already know his IQ isn’t much more than his shoe size!

I love the crocs.