Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 14, 2016

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"Joe's Roastery" Rat: Zzzzz. Man: Pardon me, but I'm trying to - Rat: Get a cup of coffee. Because Americans have to go. Go. Go. Work. Work. Work. Well, not me...not anymore. Because I'm borrowing the custom of the siesta from Spain. They take a two-hour from 2:00 p.m. to 4:00 p.m...and they nap. And as a result they have balanced lives. And they're happy. Not insane over-caffeinated loons like you. Man: It's 9:30 a.m. Rat: I've expanded the custom to ten hours. Man: Perhaps I'll go. Go. Go. somewhere else. Pig: He does get up briefly to guzzle wine.