Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 16, 2016
Transcript:
Rat: And so neighbor Bob, a billion yeas from now, our sun will grow bigger and hotter and our polar caps will met and the oceans will boil until all the water is gone and all life on earth will die. Rat: and two billion years later the sun will grow even larger, engulfing our orbit and obliterating the entire earth, leaving nothing but lifeless ashes to be scattered throughout space. Bob: And that's why you're not mowing your lawn? Rat: It just doesn't matter Bob.
When the world does explode his grass will still be there.