Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 11, 2016
September 10, 2016
September 12, 2016
Transcript:
Alligator: What are you doing, dad? Larry: Me reel estate guy. Sell homes. Okay, shut mouf now. Me got buyer. Lion: Hi, my pride of lions wants to move into this neighborhood. Larry: Me sorry. House no right for you. Cheetah: Hi. My cheetah family - Larry: Too bad. You no qualeefy for loan. Tiger: Hi. We bengal tigers- Larry: Sorry. House no longer on market. Alligator: Dad, you're blatantly discriminating against other species who would compete with you for prey. Larry: Whuh? Me no discreeminate. Impala: Hi. My fat, meaty family of limping impalas are looking for a home. Larry: House free. Here keys. Alligator: I'm reporting you. Larry: You want me coat you can butter for housewarming gift?
That second applicant wouldn’t have had the money anyway; cheetahs never prosper.