Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 08, 2016

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Pig: I hear you've taken up cooking. Rat: Yeah, how hard can it be to follow a recipe? They give some precise measurement. You follow it exactly. And boom. You have a dish. "Add a pinch of salt A dash of oregano A tad of pepper A hint of garlic A smidgen of ginger And a dollop of cream" Rat: Someone's messing with me.