Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 24, 2016
Transcript:
Goat: You know how maids are now housekeepers and stewardesses are flight attendants and garbage-men are sanitation engineers? Rat: Yeah, why? Goat: Because I'd like you to meet a domesticated ungulate. Cow: Moooooo. Rat: It's called a cow. Goat: Not any-more. Pig: How now, brown domesticated ungulate?
A cow is a female bovine too.