Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 01, 2016
November 30, 2016
December 02, 2016
Transcript:
Rat: Hey, neighbor Bob. You need to stop having loud parties in your backyard that go past midnight. Bob: It's my backyard and I'll go out there and do whatever I want. And there's nothing you can do about it. Rat: Check your back door, Bob. Bob: Remove the bricks, Rat. Rat: I'm giving you a timeout, Bob.
I threatened a noisy neighbor with "I have show tunes and I know how to use them:. He asked me, “what’s show tunes?”.