Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 08, 2016
Transcript:
Goat: Where you going with that sponge? Pig: I spilled carbonara sauce in the kitchen. Then I accidentally walked through it and stepped on the rug. Goat: So what are you gonna do? Pig: Try to reduce my carbonara footprint. Rat: You ruin all of our environments.
The whole spaghetti sauce thing is a hoax.