Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 27, 2016

Larry, Larry, Larry… you should have used Bing.

D’oh!

Unfortunately, Larry, we all nowadays depend on Google a lot in order to find out the information we need to know in order to remember for later on, whether we like it or not. Yahoo, too.

Da Google knows more than da Assange.

Larry your mission now is to destroy da google ! Go after da google the same way you went after Zebra nei-bor. Good hunting !

Use duckduckgo – keeps your searches private

I’m waiting for the first driver-less car accident with injuries. The stampede of lawyers will look like D-Day all over again.

DuckDuckGo kinda fits in with all the animal characters here too.

Startpage.com claims to keep your searches private, but can you really trust them? Who knows?

What, Larry’s never heard of Bing?

There is Google, Bing, Yahoo, Ask Jeeves…etc.

Google is the best. Sorry other search engines.

xxx

I for one welcome our new google overlords.

In my experience Google will give you an answer (usually by asking Wikipedia) Bing will find somebody who will sell you the answer…

Da Google knows all man

There’s an old saying: Loose lips sink ships. A modern version is: Loose lips gets you elected president of the United States:) GO FEARLESS LEADER:)