Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 03, 2017
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January 04, 2017
Transcript:
Pig: I'm tired of failing at everything I try. Rat: Well, change that. Pig: How? Rat: Stop trying. Goat: You should really be a motivational speaker. Rat: I know. Pig: Trying is for losers!
I stopped trying, now my ex-girlfriend is dating a guy 20 years younger then me:( Now I have a lot more money . . . and a lot less love:(