Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 09, 2017
February 08, 2017
February 10, 2017
Transcript:
Rat: If you cut out fatty foods and alcohol and smoking and partying and all risky behavior of any kind, you live for longer, right? Goat: Right. Rat: But then what are you living for? Goat: Never be surgeon general. Rat: Longer's not always better, baby!
Always buy in bulk at the cheapest price.
You’ll never notice the difference!
You will actually come to believe that generic bulk products are better.